Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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