He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
