She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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