Its about making memories worth repressing
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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