I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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