By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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