i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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