I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I need to calm my uterus...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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