What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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