Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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