I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
what day is it and did you see me today?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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