their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's blow job season.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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