Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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