Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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