like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Randomize
