Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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