your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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