are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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