It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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