thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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