just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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