Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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