Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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