You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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