i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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