i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
you never un-have a 4some
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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