awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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