If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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