I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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