what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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