Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
how drunk are you?
Several
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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