hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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