The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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