so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she pinky promised me she was 18
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
