this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
