you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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