doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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