Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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