Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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