no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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