sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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