So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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