yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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