Me too!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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