How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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