hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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