Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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