i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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