I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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