a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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