making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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