i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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