tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Randomize
