So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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