nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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