And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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