I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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