just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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