HIV tests are more positive than that guy
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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