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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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